My dear (place cult figure-head here), this is remarkable. Send me an email, my bastard doppleganger (sp).
Timothy Justin

I'm just wondering...Do you laugh while you write this stuff? It's very...Amusing. :-)

In the realm of were-beaver based skteches this definately ranks among the best I've encountered. I nearly imploded at work trying to keep from making a fool of myself while pretending to be working.

Okay, I hope you do end up in Chicago because they are sorely lacking in this type of comedy after The Annoyance Theater imploded.

I also think that they are hiring Freelance Amoeba Impersonators at http://www.barrelofmonkeys.org/

Ask Jason Sperling if he vaguely recalls a person named "Mark Fojas" from Northwestern.

He does the best "uh-huh" you'll ever witness.

Hmmm... this is increasingly becoming a great place to hang out... especially after I got banned from Arstechnica for talking about privoxy (an ad blocker). Ironically, I had been one of the ones who suggested they make money by placing ads in the first place.

Oh well... Hey Nathan, you could make money off of this site by putting up ads from ad-sense...

Anyway, I gotta chew some logs.

Love

Mark

Werebeavers...damn.

Listen, when you move, we're starting a schetch comedy crew. I mean it. I've got others.

Stunkus was channeling the worst banter from Sally Jesse Raphael. "Why don't you go and talk to your friend Mr. Mississippi!" It's like watching the Pink Panther, painful yet delightful simutaneously.

I cannot even believe the scope and magnitude of your stupidity

The Sister

I cannot even believe the scope and magnitude of your stupidity