Comments: Awkwardly Bad Love Poems

Super sunrise my sweet, classic

Posted by Krystal at July 11, 2005 03:08 PM

Jeebus man, you are my equal, or near my equal... but I never would have thought to make it public. You deserve to be famous for these, as I do for some of mine, but have serious cynical doubts as to whether or not this type of shit would be recognized for what it is.
Regardless, kudos. A thousand pardons for taking this long to stumble across this page.
Timothy Justin

Posted by Brando at April 29, 2005 05:11 AM

Have you copywritten those yet? Because if you have then I owe you some money since I'm going to use them on my wife.

Thank you Nathonious

Posted by kelmat at March 2, 2005 01:09 PM

LOL Puhhh now these were just plain funny. Really corny, but I liked.LOL.

Posted by Paris Love at February 15, 2005 12:12 PM

Hmmm... I had a crush on Six (her later years-- not the lanky, skinny season 1 Six). I was also fascinated by the bigger boned hottie "best friend" character she played on TV's "Jessie".

Oops. Did I just reveal too much?

Posted by Mark at February 4, 2005 01:20 AM

this is the kind of stuff to dreamland that only exists and is real.

Posted by joel at February 1, 2005 01:36 PM

HEY Keep me and Joey McIntire's private affairs OFF of this so-called "blog"

The Sister

Posted by Bahiyyih at January 31, 2005 07:08 AM

Sadly enough, one of these poems sounds exactly like my ex-boyfriend.

Posted by Mz. Smlph at January 29, 2005 06:13 PM

WAH! Make it stop! Jordan Knight!....WAH!

Posted by Jessica at January 28, 2005 04:14 PM

As for who liked Six, I don't know. But what I do know is that Six is a really wierd name for a person.

As for Ali's "alleged" crush on Keith from Voltron, I didn't have it particularly in mind when I mentioned cartoon characters inasmuch as I knew nothing about it. However, the fact that it came up is most . . . interesting

Posted by Nathan Davis at January 28, 2005 12:22 AM

You have been reading Rumi again, haven't you?

"Me too!"

These are the best poems EVER. But please tell me that the cartoon character mentioned is not a veiled allusion to my alleged crush on Keith from "Voltron".

Posted by ali at January 27, 2005 10:29 PM

I don't know about David Bowie in tights anymore.

I'm curious to know who liked Six.

Posted by Liz at January 27, 2005 04:47 PM

THESE ARE TOOOOOO HILARIOUS! You have a gift, my son. Not sure where it will lead, but i have absolute confidence it will be interesting.

Posted by mom at January 27, 2005 12:03 PM