I would venture to say that Mermaids do indeed have butts. They are, however, single-cheeked. I'd also like to point out that in my view the mermaid butt would look like the traditional human female posterior in a skirt or dress and that the actual functional part of said posterior would be mostly invisible (similar to a fish, naturally because the bottom half of a mermaid is fish-like). On a side note, if I were to guess I would say that a fish, or mermaid in this case, would only be capable of SBDs.

P.S. I like mermaids.

Poetry is so fun cause you can do whatever you want and making sense is not a requirement. I love that and the fun you are no doubt having with writing for us all to enjoy, or cringe at, or however we feel about shattering every bone in our bodies. I'd love to see a live performance!

So after we left Borders in Wilmette, I went over to Greg Schweitz's house where I proceeded to read to Greg and Sarah from your BLOG (I don't like the word weblog, sorry). They were CRACKING up! It was great. Then Greg went on to react this scene you'd once acted out at some youth meeting. Then I sang them the "Hello Bob/Bill" song. I think someone in the room may have peeped their pants.

Are we sure this is Nate? Or is it really Edgar Allen Poe back from the dead? Just kidding -- I love dark, twisted humor. Great to know you have a blog!